Oh shit.

It has been one helluva shitty week.

Allow me to enumerate the reasons as to why...

1. We (the love of my life and I), went from inseparable to barely acknowledging each other's presence. Something happened and everything just went poof. Which is sad because I have come to look forward to spending my birthday with him. Well, not just with him... you know the drill. To say that this hurts like hell will be an understatement. The pain I'm experiencing right now is raw, gut-wrenching and extremely disheartening. This, ladies and gentlemen is the mother of all pain. Fuck childbirth. That's a papercut compared to this.




2. I have munglung. What is munglung you ask. It is very simply put, the most irritating ailment ever. You walk around feeling like shit, you have this HUGE motherfucking loogey stuck to the back of your throat that no amount of hawking, coughing or general throat clearing can get rid of AND you have NO sense of smell and taste. Not to mention the fact that this is quadruply irritating to me as I work in a frigging call center.... Extremely, extremely annoying.




3. I have the monthlies. And every stupid thing that comes with it. Nausea, cramps from the devil's ass, short temper, melodramatic episodes, emotion-powered tears... every single female thing!




4. I'm losing weight. Yeah I know that's a good thing but see, now everything I own looks extremely hip-hopperish when I wear them. And that's just icky.




5. My heart is hurting. It's hurting like Burt Reynold's toupee. :(

I want my mommy.