It's never easy when you want it to be...

Lemme just list 'em all down... If you read this and want to help, I'll build you a statue and worship you from day till night.

Here goes:

I need a phone. Mine works maybe 2 days out of 7. I swear, some days it even gives me the finger. So yeah, I need one.

My kingdom for some Spanx. Ugh.

And flash drives and a laptop. I kid you not.

Take note... these are NOT wants. They are currently needs. NEEDS! So if you have nothing nice to say, zip it.