My muscles and I have now made up.
They made me promise that I won't subject them to that kind of torture ever again. In return, they promise to never again cause me to contort into such humanly impossible positions brought on by severe cramping.
We have signed an agreement and even had it notarized.
This is me, basically telling you folks, that I shall now live a slug-like existence.
Welcome aboard the slug train. My motto is, "I'd rather die happy than healthy" :)
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