So... my phone got stolen. Thieving bastard. I wish I could get my hands on him so I could pull out his penis and choke him with it. If the thieving sack of shit even has a penis.
I'd like to skin him alive, bathe him in battery acid and then feed his boiling, melting body to rabid chipmunks.
It's the Christmas season for crying out loud!
I miss my old phone. My new one is better but the old one has all the pictures, all the videos, all the mushy messages...
Jesus Christ in spandex... if I ever cross paths with the thieving son of a bitch, I'm going to gouge out his eyes with a rusted fork.
Rich, soon as you see this, could you send me your number through YM? Thanks!
so if I get random phone calls from someone wayyy away, you're to blame? :P
ReplyDeleteYou've disappeared from yahoo now :( what's going on!?! come back CJ!!!!
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