12.08.2006

Thieving Bastards.

So... my phone got stolen. Thieving bastard. I wish I could get my hands on him so I could pull out his penis and choke him with it. If the thieving sack of shit even has a penis.

I'd like to skin him alive, bathe him in battery acid and then feed his boiling, melting body to rabid chipmunks.

It's the Christmas season for crying out loud!

I miss my old phone. My new one is better but the old one has all the pictures, all the videos, all the mushy messages...

Jesus Christ in spandex... if I ever cross paths with the thieving son of a bitch, I'm going to gouge out his eyes with a rusted fork.

Rich, soon as you see this, could you send me your number through YM? Thanks!

2 comments:

  1. Anonymous5:51 PM

    so if I get random phone calls from someone wayyy away, you're to blame? :P

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  2. Anonymous5:11 PM

    You've disappeared from yahoo now :( what's going on!?! come back CJ!!!!

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