Just what does one do when The Boy of Relationships Past comes a-knockin' on one's door again?
I was rudely awakened by the not so dulcet tones of someone calling my name. I thought I was dreaming and I was starting to REALLY hate my dream when I noticed- fuzzy brained and sleepy as I was- that the voice wasn't about to quit calling my name.
So I did what every warm-blooded woman would do. I went back to sleep. I wasn't about to waste precious time on people who insist on thinking that they can use me when the need arises and then ignore me when some other female lets them wreak havoc between their legs. I'm done with that.
It felt good, I tell ya. It felt damn good. Tsk tsk. Smart exes are really going extinct these days.
the only way they can be extinct is if they die. I think that going around killing everyone who's ever been an ex is a bit extreme :p
ReplyDeleteI can't understand how you went back to sleep though!
well i don't think i can go around killing them so they'll go permanently extinct... i might chip my nails. :P
ReplyDeletei have new batteries...
i miss you! where are you!?!
I'm at work. I told you that.
ReplyDeleteEnjoy though :)
well when are you getting back on YM? why the heck are they holding you hostage?!? don't they know that i NEED you??
ReplyDeleteI'm there now but you're not responding. They blocked all the IMs and I only just managed to get back on
ReplyDeleteyou're still not here.... i'm sad. it's v-day and you're not with me.
ReplyDelete*cuddles* :( Happy V-Day
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