3.01.2008

IMPORTANT! READ ME!

Dear readers,

I have the ultimate request... If y'all could try and help me acquire this toy, I would be eternally grateful. Plus, I will be your slave for life. No kidding. Or you can have any future offspring. Or you can do with me as you wish. Whatever. I am shameless.

I'll sign any contract. We can have a blood compact. ANYTHING! Just get me this toy.

I have to have this toy. Or I'll die.

1 comment:

  1. hey,
    how can you be someone else's slave for life when you're already mine?

    ReplyDelete