58 million years have passed since my last post. Whoa. Talk about shameless slothfulness. I have it in spades.
It's not that I haven't had any opportunity to blog for the past millions of years... I was just way too preoccupied with my quest to out-sloth the sloth. Boy, you should've seen me when I perfected the 24 hour lie in. No getting up except for 1 minute bathroom breaks. Seriously.
I think my head imploded from boredom after the 16th hour. But I forged on. Hell yeah. It's a wonder really that I haven't evolved into a slug after the 22nd hour.
Anyway, what has been up with me you ask? Abso-fuckin-lutely nothing. Nothing with a capital N. I have entered the catatonic phase of my life. I'm so immobile, I'm virtually petrified. And I'm not making an iota of sense. Pfft. You try being stuck in a rut for the last 58 million years, let's see what you can accomplish.
Seriously though, apart from trying to keep myself from slaughtering poor defenseless lizards, I've basically been writing and editing most of the stories and essays that I've written throughout the years. It's hard work I tell ya.
So, yeah, I'll maybe post some more when I get the urge. See you in 58 million years!
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