I've always wondered just how much heartache I can take before I completely and utterly give up.
Now I know.
I'm done.
12.23.2009
12.17.2009
Smile little duckling, smile.
Not even a day old and this little duckling is already a charmer. He is such a cute little bug and I'm not saying that because he's my nephew... I mean, c'mon... look at him! Doesn't he just radiate cuteness like the sun radiates warmth?I could spend an entire day just looking at him.
12.14.2009
A love letter and some sparkly snowmen.
I considered making another post altogether but I don't want to have a million separate posts in a day so here we go...
I took some pictures.
The problem with Eve.
We women always say that most men are born with the asshole gene. Mainly true but the condition resulting from said gene is fixable. And also, men are pretty tolerant of each other. They recognize that they're all men and so they learn to live with each others' asshole-ness.
Now, most women, in turn are born with a mutated strain of the competitive bitch gene. Fortunately for men, the gene only turns normally sane women against each other. Men are immune from the resulting mayhem except when they're caught right smack in the middle of an out and out bitch fight.
Why!? Why are females so hell bent on competing against each other? Why!?!? I don't get it. I'm female and I'm completely clueless as to why this keeps happening. You can supposedly be the best of friends and subconsciously still compete with each other. Like who's sexier, who's got the prettier hair, the hunkier guy, the longer legs, the designer clothes... well fuck that.
If I tell you that you win- that you're prettier, smarter, sexier, cooler than a dozen me combined, will you leave me the fuck alone already?
I want to be female and rock. I don't want to be a fucking dramatic bitch and be all, "Waah she stole my thunder, I have to take her down" all the time. Grow up ladies. Seriously, grow some balls.
He's my man. Mine. Go find your own or fuck it, wait your goddamn turn.
Now, most women, in turn are born with a mutated strain of the competitive bitch gene. Fortunately for men, the gene only turns normally sane women against each other. Men are immune from the resulting mayhem except when they're caught right smack in the middle of an out and out bitch fight.
Why!? Why are females so hell bent on competing against each other? Why!?!? I don't get it. I'm female and I'm completely clueless as to why this keeps happening. You can supposedly be the best of friends and subconsciously still compete with each other. Like who's sexier, who's got the prettier hair, the hunkier guy, the longer legs, the designer clothes... well fuck that.
If I tell you that you win- that you're prettier, smarter, sexier, cooler than a dozen me combined, will you leave me the fuck alone already?
I want to be female and rock. I don't want to be a fucking dramatic bitch and be all, "Waah she stole my thunder, I have to take her down" all the time. Grow up ladies. Seriously, grow some balls.
He's my man. Mine. Go find your own or fuck it, wait your goddamn turn.
12.04.2009
Geek Chic.
Percy got his hands on my eyeglasses. He thinks he can pull it off better. I happen to agree.
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