38.

Well... 47 minutes into my 38th birthday.  So far, so good.  Let's keep it that way, shall we?

Well isn't that just fine and dandy?

"It has nothing to do with you."

I've got to get that tattooed on my forehead soon.

Seriously, who comes up with this shit?

Last night, I finally went out with friends to dinner and a movie.  With this particular group, oftentimes, the movie isn't as important as the time we spend together seeing as we each have families, work or in short, lives to live.

So we saw Eclipse.  It's bad enough that I have to sit through Kristen Stewart's awkward "acting", I had to suffer in relative silence as the dialogue got cheesier and more idiotic with each passing minute.  Thank goodness I was with friends who made the whole 2 hours and 5 minutes bearable and funny.

I'm not going to pretend I didn't read the Twilight series.  I did.  And the romantic fool in me couldn't help but sigh in reverent longing.  

BUT.

It's bad enough that the book has robbed all vampires and werewolves of their "street cred", did they really have to give the characters such craptastic dialogue?

"Besides, we both know I'm hotter than you..."  ::gag::

And man... that's one ugly wolf pack. Ugh.

The one good thing about the movie?  Dakota Fanning.

Take a bow.

::shake shake shake::

::wiggle jiggle bop bop::

::tap tap kick kick split::

::twirl whirl pirouette jazz hands::

Now, on to the day.

All I am saying... is give peace a chance.

If and when I find the imbecile who started the slow bastardizing of the culturally relevant peace sign into today's slutty skanks' standard hand sign in pictures, I will take said imbecile and shove his fingers so far up his ass, he won't be able to do the peace sign without doing permanent damage to his cerebral cortex.

It was cute for the first two minutes.  After that, unless done specifically to make fun of all the gargantuan fucktards who insist on flashing the peace sign for their own photographic purposes, it's just sad.

People, it's not cute, it's not hip and for fuck's sake, it makes you look retarded.  

While I'm on the subject of fucktardom, the duck face and the whatever the hell thing you do where you pucker up your lips instead of just smiling like a normal, intelligent person ALSO makes you look like someone shoved a ten foot pole up your ass and into your brain.

Stop it.  For humanity's sake.  STOP IT.